Times Twisted! Only Hours Left! ACT NOW!!!

Times A Wastin!

At the stroke of midnight tomorrow, Monday December 5th, 2011 The Miele Twist will be transformed back into a pumpkin! No wait, that’s Cinderellas carriage…

At precisely 10:04pm next Saturday night, The Miele s7210 will be struck by a bolt of lightning and sent back to 1985! No, that’s Back To The Future…

At 11:59pm December 5th, 2011 The Miele Twist vacuum cleaner sale ends and if you don’t order one before then, you’ll miss out and regret not getting one for only $399.00! Trust me you’ll be kicking yourself for years to come not purchasing your Miele s7 Twist s 7210 upright vacuum cleaner at the lowest price ever offered!

Do you really want to be that person who lives life with shoulda, woulda, coulda’s? Set an example for your family and show them that you’re ceasing an opportunity of a lifetime! For an opportunity is only an opportunity, IF you cease the opportunity! Ask not what you can do for your vacuum, ask what you Miele Twist vacuum can do for you! Every journey, starts with one footstep… (ok, I forget the rest of the inspirational quotes I learned in life)

So, grab your Miele s7210 Twist and carpe diem! Do it soon though, because the sale ends in just hours and times a tickin!

A Story Of The Disappearing Garbage Bags…

Now you see it, now you don’t! I’m not talking about Miele S7 Twist SALE that ends Monday, I’m talking of the garbage bags we use and sell at GoVacuum.

Much like my work ethic, these garbage bags have the tendency to disappear. Yes, The EZ Bagz are 100% Oxo-biodegradable thanks to the revolutionary 100% degradable non-toxic polymer they’re made from.

Finally! I always thought, why do I spend the time sorting and recycling paper, plastic and metal; when my sorted garbage is all going in a bag that’s not biodegradable? Doesn’t make much sense does it?

All that’s changed thanks to EZ Bagz and GoVacuum. What’s really cool about these bags is they are 12 in 1! You replace 1 bag and you actually replaced 12! Checkout the video I shot last night of yours truly changing the trash bag (see, I work… on occasion).

Everyone should try a package of these EZ Bagz, as they are very inexpensive at under $.50 per bag with FREE shipping when you purchase from Govacuum.com. They come in a 24 pack and are 13 gallons. You always have 60 days to return them with free return shipping if you don’t love them!

Try them and tell me what you think of them! justin@govacuum.com

Me & My Big Mouth… The True Tongue Twister!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard, “you don’t know when to shut your mouth do you”? The 1st time I heard it was in the womb as my mom was trying to sleep. I remember in 1st grade my teacher telling me to sit down and shut my mouth as I explained how she was wrong about how the alphabet song goes. Then there was the more recent ex-girlfriend who must have had the same teacher, because all I heard was “learn to filter yourself and shut your mouth” (so much for honesty, even though that’s what she claimed she wanted)… Anyhows…

The reason I bring this up is the other day I posted about how the Miele s7210 Twist vacuum is part of our Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday Sale at ONLY $399! I didn’t stop though, at the bottom I said “Next thing you know he’s gonna want me to show up to the office and film a video for the darn thing…”.

This coupled with showing up at the office more then 1 day a week and filming videos for the new Miele s6 S6270 vacuums, has him thinking I should be filming videos for the vacuums we offer for sale and then blogging about them… :( ughh… work… ewwwwww!

He told me, “Justin, customers want to see the machines being used in videos and since you seem to always speak unfiltered and run your mouth, you should be doing this. Just give an overview of the machines and your honest unfiltered opinion”.

Okay, so apparently I run my mouth and speak without a filter (yeah, I would have never guessed that on my own without them pointing it out) and while this a reason I’m single and I can live the bachelors life to the fullest, it’s now the very same reason I have a larger workload at GoVacuum.com. I guess I can’t complain, because I’m being paid to write and film videos which is something I love to do, but then again, I’m “unfiltered and run my mouth”.. so, I will.

What about my hammocks? Who will keep them company? I wanted to start a 99% occupy movement of my hammocks during work hours, now that epic dream will never transpire =(

Here I am writing this blog and posting about how if I had just kept my mouth shut and filtered myself I would be able to lay in the sun all day during work hours (and not be single), but nope I run my mouth and things get all twisted. Speaking of Twisted, here is the video I shot for the Miele Twist s7210 upright vacuum that’s now on sale!

I guess you should expect to see more of these as apparently this whole having to actually work at work thing is finally catching up to me. Yet, I find irony in me now being paid to run my mouth and be unfiltered… I was obviously just in training for this job my whole life!

justin@govacuum.com if you would like to run your mouth a little at me.

Daily Deals… No Thank YOU!

Okay, I get informed by big boss man yesterday, I would have to attend a product launch from a leading vacuum company last night. Grrrrrr… this would effect my hectic work schedule, but he informed me there would be an open bar and free food, two of my favorite things, so I was happy to go!

Just as I finished up my 11th piece of salmon and capping off my second bottle of red grape juice, I was informed by that said boss man, he wanted to “increase my duties” at the company…. :(

No… No… NOOOOOOOOO!!! I’ve worked hard to get to this point of slacker and he wants to ruin that with work? Before I could react, he asked me if I knew what a daily deal was. I tried to pretend my hearing aid battery was low, but he knew I had just replaced them, because we had a conversation about them a day before, as he suggested I should get rechargeable vacuum batteries to use in them (I said he was scary looking, never funny).

He wasn’t buying it, he told me I need to start a daily deal section of our website and everyday I would need to offer a new discounted vacuum deal. Needless to say, that third bottle of juice was finished off rather quickly. What could I do? I felt deceived, but no one else will hire me sit in a hammock and blog all day, so I’m left with no other choice, but to say… without further delay. Drum Roll Please…. Introducing GoVacuum Daily Deals!

Everyday yours truly will have one of the GoVacuum misfits rummage thru our warehouse and find a product we have too many of, then I’ll go ahead and write something witty about it and come up with a huge discount off the regular price (Woot rip off much?).

A lot of items we’ll take a loss on, but it’s better then paying rent stocking these items in our warehouse. Some items will be vacuum cleaners that are new in the box, some will be returned open box returns that are in like new condition with fully warranties, some might be robotic vacuums or whatever we might find in the warehouse!

The good news for you, our customers is you will have savings as high as 90% off the regular price! Just check our website everyday to see what’s being offered, but buy quickly and think later! Daily Deals will be limited in quantity and you have 30-60 days to return them and we even pay shipping both ways! Just buy the items and if you don’t like them return them, zero risk or cost to you! My theory is if enough people buy stuff to try it out then return it, our daily deals will make use loose so much money he will stop the daily deals and I can get back to slacking! :) The bad news for me, is now I currently have to work between Jerry Springer and Maurry… :(

Excludes Miele products. Think I can turn this in to a “weekly deal” instead? Have an idea about how I can get out of doing work? Email me: justin@govacuum.com

:)

I always loved the smiley face that grew popularity in the late 1960′s. I have smiley faces all over my refrigerator, a patch on my motorcycle jacket and I’m always using his face in emails. I don’t think anyone can see smiley and not smile… can they?

So after the reminder of where we were as a nation 10 years ago, I felt saddened for those who lost their lives in the senselessness of 9/11, proud of those who stood up and took action becoming hero’s and sympathy for the families who lost loved ones.

It was a sobering evening and morning, I was reminded that the future is untold and to make a positive impact as you never know when tomorrow won’t be there. I really didn’t feel like smiling at all when I arrived at work today, but that changed and thankfully so, because I really don’t like feeling sad and depressed.

Why was my frown turned upside down? It might sound ludicrous for a couple of reasons, but yes, I went to work today and I met many Henry’s… Henry makes me smile!

Is Henry short for Henrietta and stands 5’2? Nope, but he still brings out my crooked ear to ear grin. In my 14 years in the vacuum business I’ve only met Henry once and it was back in the late 90′s. So today when he remade my acquaintance, I felt happy :)

Who is Henry? Henry is known throughout the world as the happy smiling vacuum. His red face and playful smile makes me smile and happy. When was the last time your vacuum made you happy?


After a couple of hours of exhausting work at the at the GoVacuum office, I made the excuse that I was going to go take a Henry home to “examine” him and abruptly left (after all, I just had a hard day of 120 minutes of non stop work… I was exhausted!).

Upon my arrival home with my new toy, I was reminded of how fun Henry is. I screwed the hose to his nose, plugged in his 32 foot retractable cord winder and started to vacuum with his twinflo’ motor. Here is where the human psyche is interesting, but perplexing to me, as I went around the furniture I walked back to pull Henry gently, where as with a normal vacuum I would just yank the vacuum hose harshly. Why was I gentile? It beats me, but I think it has something to do with the smiling face.

Is this happy face the reason so many Henry vacuums last for 10-20 years? I don’t know, but I do know with the big eyes looking up at me the whole time I was vacuuming, I was happy, and anytime you can do house work like vacuuming and be happy… I’ll take it!

The Henry HVR200A is not alone in the line from Numatic a British vacuum company (this is where I start my bad British accent), oh nooooo! There’s Hetty which is short for Henrietta (but not 5’2) and is pink in color model number HET 200A. Plus there is his twin, yes he has a twin named… Henry (tell me that wasn’t confusing for the lads growing up). This Henry is model HVR-200m.

In conclusion if you have a kid, husband, wife or housekeeper who abuses vacuums, go ahead and try one of the Henry or Hetty vacuums at 10% off! Risk free for 60 days, if you don’t like it, return it, we’ll even pay shipping both way! Yet, I have faith you’ll keep yours and you might be surprised as how long a Numatic vacuum last in your home!

Own a Henry or Hetty? What do you think of yours? Email me! Justin@GoVacuum.com :)