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Name that Chihuahua! A contest with an “Out of This World” prize!

We at GoVacuum are proud to announce that we have added a beautiful new addition to our family, an adorable female Chihuahua puppy.

We are spellbound by her cuteness. The chewing of clothes, not yet being potty trained (but we’re working on it), and rambunctious ways all get overlooked, because who can get mad at something so cute?

Reminds me of Puss in Boots, no matter what mischievous events he finds himself in, he just pushes back those ears, widens those eyes, and the people that were chasing him just turn to putty in his paws.

The biggest issue we are having and is why we are turning to our customers, Facebook fans, and twitter followers – is choosing a name for her. Even the brightest of minds at GoVacuum (which might not be saying much) cannot find a name that seems to fit.

So let’s have a contest!

We are asking the collective here to help choose a name and we have come up with an award that is truly “out of this world.”

Now I know you’re asking yourself, “How did GoVacuum get a hold of an alien spacecraft?” Well, to that I say none of your business; but we are offering up a brand new Apple iPad Mini with a case that is covered in Meteor dust!!!!!

That’s right a Meteor that flew through space and happened to hit our planet, is now going to be on your Apple iPad.

Bet that Meteor didn’t see that coming?!?

The contest is being held from January 7, 2013 until April 1, 2013 and anyone can go online to GoVacuum.com’s homepage to enter the contest, choose a great name for their brand new addition to the family, and potentially win this “out of this world” prize.

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Treasure Troving For Lost Items With Your Vacuum

Do you know that feeling you get when you’ve lost an earring or your favorite piece in Monopoly?  Are you always losing because you can’t find that gosh darn car or the cannon?   I mean seriously, everyone knows those are the best pieces!  Well you can buy another Monopoly game and waste all those monopoly dollars, or you can pass go, collect $200 and try a nifty little method I like to call, “treasure troving,” also known as, “Putting a stocking on the end of a vacuum to find a small item under your dresser.”

You are never going to believe how simple it is.  All you need is a vacuum and a stocking or if you’re a dude who owns dress socks, those will work too.  Now if you’re a dude and you have stocking’s… more power to ya’.  Just take the end of your vacuum hose, place a stocking over it – creating a filter-like effect, and take your vacuum on a treasure trove hunt.  You’ll find all the stuff you never really noticed was lost but always gave you the feeling of, “dang something is missing in my life.”

Who needs a metal detector, I mean seriously?!?  Have you ever seen a robber out at the park trying to crack a safe?  There are way more valuable items just laying around lost in your bedroom.  There is no better feeling than pulling your wedding ring out of the kitchen sink or shutting up your stupid brother in law in a friendly game of monopoly, Boooyaw!  So give it a try and don’t forget to refer to GoVacuum.com for all of your vacuum needs.

I’m Cliff and this is my first blog post, how did I do? Email me at cliff@govacuum.com and let me know!

 

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A Million Dollar Idea!? The Story Of The $1,000,000 Gold Vacuum

I’m going to start by stating the obvious, I’m not a smart man. Spend 3-2 minutes talking to me and you’ll realize this (or just wead this blog), but every so often I get hit in the head and a decent idea pops out. So with that intro, let me tell you about the Million dollar idea I recently had…

It was the wee hours of the morning. I was having the time of my life at a Washington, D.C. night club dancing with four very beautiful ladies and then, sadly, the dream ended. I woke up and realized it was 1:11am in the morning and I had to use the bathroom. As I turned on the lights, my eyes strained. All I could see was golden color lights for the first few seconds; so I quickly shut them off and took care of business. At that moment, it struck me like a freight train! GOLDEN VACUUM!

I rushed to turn the lights on! This time my eyes were fine. I washed my hands, splashed some water on my face, and went to flush the toilet. As I looked down to confirm I didn’t leave a puddle for the roommates, I saw a sign! The water in the toilet bowl was golden too (okay, it could just be I had started taking new multivitamins, but at the time I took it as a sign)! EUREKA! I’m a genius, which I announced to the whole house (although they felt otherwise at that moment)!

I booted up my laptop and got to work on the world’s first and only… Golden Vacuum Cleaner!

I help play my part at the leading internet retailer of vacuums, vacuum parts, air purifiers, and commercial cleaning products GoVacuum.com. So much so, creating something like this, unlike anything before, would require a lot of work, research, and development. After all, creating something for the person that literally has everything is no easy feat.

Fast forward about six months later. I have negotiated one of the world’s top gold plating companies in Kensington, Maryland, to handle the 24k gold plating. I had a top artist write a very catchy theme song for the golden tanned vacuum and I even lined up for engraving to be done if desired by the purchaser. Yes, you heard correct- The Gold GoVacuum GV62711 has its very own theme song (it’s a Million dollar vacuum, what else do you expect?)!

Not only does it have a theme song, but it has it’s own rap song (once again… why not?)!

Understand, it takes a special kind of company to employ me. Fact of the matter is, the last time I walked in the GoVacuum office, was over six months ago (but it was an epic blog post . So that, coupled with this golden idea, made me assume it was fine to take a little break from work and still be able to just waltz back into the office last week, like nothing had ever happened and just start working again. Now that I’m back with all my “R&D” done, the time has come to unveil to the world one of the most mundane, utilitarian objects that I’ve transformed into one of the most exclusive items for sale on Earth.

I’m talking about the world’s most expensive vacuum cleaner, the 24k gold plated vacuum (yes, 24k gold plated) cleaner.

Does the gold serve any purpose here? Not even remotely, unless you count looking absolutely awesome as a purpose (I kind of do). This limited edition, one of a kind product is the ultimate in luxury. After all, the definition of luxury is, “purchasing something ridiculously extravagant just ‘cause”.

Gold Vacuum Govacuum GV62711 60893974724 $1,000,000 million dollar vac

Now, unlike other companies that would expect a gold plated vacuum to only sit there and look pretty, I know that having a stunning yet still functional vacuum is key. This beauty is a commercial grade upright vacuum with a HEPA type paper bag system, to protect those delicate sinuses of yours. A 14” wide cleaning nozzle, which can help thoroughly vacuum the carpet in no time. Also, just in case you decide to give it a whirl, it only weighs a little over 15 pounds. This means you won’t be so tired after doing a quick cleaning between your maids schedules.

As most Billionaires will only buy something that’s custom and exclusive, we’ve made this a limited production vacuum cleaner. GoVacuum will limit production to only 100. Period. Nothing like this will ever be made again (because really, thousands of gold plated vacuum would be… excessive). Custom made, you can also have your gold plated vacuum cleaner engraved at no extra cost, and with optional attachments you can easily clean your 30-foot ceilings with ease.

Brand GoVacuum – Model Number GV62711 – UPC 60893974724

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Miele s7210 Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition Leads To A Mini Vacation!

Don’t get it twisted, I’m not a fan of working. I still don’t understand the need for working- each, and every single week… yet alone day! So, when my phone rings and my boss is on the other line- one thing is for sure, he wants me to work. Thus, I do what every slacker does… I don’t answer. I’ve mastered the art of slacking and not working every day- sometimes I can even get away with only working once every six months. Yet, when I do work… it’s genius!

Obviously with my last statement you can tell- I’m a modest mouse, but I’m not shy! This is why I have to share with the world on this vacuum blog about the one day I did work recently.

I Went in to work with the idea to create something great. Why? Not because I care, but because I figured if I came up with a good idea it would buy me like a week or two without having to work again! Zing!

Here is what I did- I grabbed a Miele Twist s7210 vacuum cleaner from the Govacuum retail outlet warehouse in Chantilly, VA. I then roamed around the discount warehouse where you can buy vacuums at up to 70% off that are Just Like New.

I found a Miele stb 101 hand turbo which is great for animal hair, I then also grabbed a Miele SBB300-3 Twister brush which is great for hardwood floors and then finished off my collecting with a Miele SFAH-30 HEPA filter.

I then had a fellow misfit (co-worker) grab his Apple Iphone 4s and next thing you know… drum roll please… The Miele Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition S7210 was born! So he shot a video review with his iPhone- ensuring a work free environment for at least a week or two for yours truly! :)

Note: We don’t discount Miele Vacuums or attachments at all, please don’t ask. Beware of a online “discount website” that claims they are the best price, lowest price, closeout, open box reseller, have Miele vacuum sales or Miele vacuums on sale- these are NOT authorized Miele dealers. Please note: GoVacuum.com is a authorized Miele dealer and a Miele Diamond Dealer! This blog was about Model: Miele S7210 Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition – UPC 888135000092 – Miele Part Number 41721030USA

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How To Slack At Work… & Get Praised For It!

There is an art form to slacking that I have mastered. It takes a lot of time and dedication, but if you’re willing to make the sacrifices, you too can become a master slacker such as myself. Here is the JustHave guide to slacking:

Step 1) Get a job, while this may seem like the last thing a slacker wants to do, it is vital to making sure you won’t be living in your grandparents basement or your siblings house.

Step 2) Show up to work everyday for 91 days. After 90 days your trial period is over and they can’t fire you without good reason, at least not without paying your unemployment.

Step 3) Buy a Sebo X-4 GoVacuum Pet Edition from GoVacuum, this is irrelevant, but if I don’t mention a product in every blog, I won’t have a job. As the black sheep of my family, I have to have a job or I won’t have a home to live in.

Step 4) On day 92 stop showing up to work, stop answering calls from your boss and never return his phone call. Just act like Ron Livingston in Office Space, you need to be able to truly channel his character and care free attitude.

Step 5) After not showing up to work for about a week, be the first to work one morning and act like nothing ever happened. Just look busy all day until your boss comes in your office and when he ask you where you’ve been and what happened? Say how much fun you had on your vacation and thank him for giving you the week off. This will make him think he forgot telling you to take a vacation and he’ll start to question his memory vs questioning you. (I recommend buying something from the dollar store and giving it to him as a souvenir, it makes your claim more believable)

Step 6) Order an IQAir air purifier from us and say it’s because of the dirty air at the office, it keeps making you sick and you needed the best HEPA air purifier on the market. This will allow me to keep my job, plus you now have an excuse for not showing up in the future as the last thing any corporate office wants is to be making their employees sick, it’s a liability for them.

Step 7) Search the Internet for something really great about your company. Chances are there is something out there on the web about your company that your boss doesn’t know about. Then take that to your boss and explain how when you were off work for the last 3 days you were working on that. He will be thrilled, give you praise and even offer to allow you to work from home!

Step 8) Enjoy the “working” at home schedule you now have and don’t ever, ever, ever, ever, ever tell your boss about these 8 steps!

In the event you fail to follow these 8 steps and you get fired, look at the bright side. You now get unemployment for not working, enjoy the paycheck for not having to do anything!

BREAKING GOVACUUM NEWS: (see step 7) On January 9th of this year, just one day after my last blog post- I started working on this and I’m proud to announce GoVacuum is featured in a Google Adwords Youtube promotional video! Check it out! Then you can visit our youtube channel which has about 150 videos with product reviews by yours truly (I was blinded back then and used to show up to work, but now I see the light as I have followed these 8 steps I created) Please ignore the fact the promo video was uploaded by Google in September 2011…

If you have any questions about how to be a slacker go ahead and email me justin@govacuum.com. Until then… ask not what you can do for your company, but what your company can do for you!

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Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Inspires…

I got the greatest Christmas tree the other night… Yes, A Charlie Brown Christmas Tree! IT’S AMAZING! :)

While decorating my glorious tree, I got in the holiday spirit and decided to rewrite a Christmas classic for our GoVacuum December newsletter (with some editorial help from Mike, who actually plays Santa in our GoVacuum Christmas video).

Anyhows… Here is what I came up with…

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a Roomba 530,
It vacuumed the carpet that ever so dirty,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of T2 Steam Boy’s danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my rags
Had just settled down after changing the EZ Bagz.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a Pronto,
Tore open the shutters and looked below.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Monster! Not eight little reindeer!

I thought for a moment shouldn’t this be St. Nick?

Wanna hear what happens next? Click Here, but Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

What? You don’t get the GoVacuum newsletter? Why not it’s filled with cool quirky things I write and fun products, sign up and you’ll be entered to win a robotic vacuum too! Click Here… justin@govacuum.com

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Me & My Big Mouth… The True Tongue Twister!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard, “you don’t know when to shut your mouth do you”? The 1st time I heard it was in the womb as my mom was trying to sleep. I remember in 1st grade my teacher telling me to sit down and shut my mouth as I explained how she was wrong about how the alphabet song goes. Then there was the more recent ex-girlfriend who must have had the same teacher, because all I heard was “learn to filter yourself and shut your mouth” (so much for honesty, even though that’s what she claimed she wanted)… Anyhows…

The reason I bring this up is the other day I posted about how the Miele s7210 Twist vacuum is part of our Black Friday, Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday Sale at ONLY $399! I didn’t stop though, at the bottom I said “Next thing you know he’s gonna want me to show up to the office and film a video for the darn thing…”.

This coupled with showing up at the office more then 1 day a week and filming videos for the new Miele s6 S6270 vacuums, has him thinking I should be filming videos for the vacuums we offer for sale and then blogging about them… :( ughh… work… ewwwwww!

He told me, “Justin, customers want to see the machines being used in videos and since you seem to always speak unfiltered and run your mouth, you should be doing this. Just give an overview of the machines and your honest unfiltered opinion”.

Okay, so apparently I run my mouth and speak without a filter (yeah, I would have never guessed that on my own without them pointing it out) and while this a reason I’m single and I can live the bachelors life to the fullest, it’s now the very same reason I have a larger workload at GoVacuum.com. I guess I can’t complain, because I’m being paid to write and film videos which is something I love to do, but then again, I’m “unfiltered and run my mouth”.. so, I will.

What about my hammocks? Who will keep them company? I wanted to start a 99% occupy movement of my hammocks during work hours, now that epic dream will never transpire =(

Here I am writing this blog and posting about how if I had just kept my mouth shut and filtered myself I would be able to lay in the sun all day during work hours (and not be single), but nope I run my mouth and things get all twisted. Speaking of Twisted, here is the video I shot for the Miele Twist s7210 upright vacuum that’s now on sale!

I guess you should expect to see more of these as apparently this whole having to actually work at work thing is finally catching up to me. Yet, I find irony in me now being paid to run my mouth and be unfiltered… I was obviously just in training for this job my whole life!

justin@govacuum.com if you would like to run your mouth a little at me.

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GoVacuum Celebrates Thanksgiving & SuperMans Birthday!

I was laying in my new giant memory foam LoveSac at my house all comfy and content. I was tired after adding The New Miele S6 Vacuums to our website and filming videos much like the new S6 Miele Red Velvet video below… (What? Act like you don’t rock out to a little Prince every now and then too!)

Then reality struck, the phone rang and I was told to be at work for something important at 1pm. It’s 12:30 I told the GoVacuum misfit that called me, he said “big boss mans orders”. Grrrrrr…

I arrived at 1pm, expecting to be told something epic like our Black Friday, Small Business Saturday & Cyber Monday Deal of The Miele Twist SALE For Only $399 was off or something. Nope it’s still only $399, but for a limited time only.

Anyhow, what was going on? THANKSGIVING that’s what! We had a Thanksgiving celebration, plus it was one of my favorite misfit’s Birthday! Rupak AKA SuperMan (for what he does for GoVacuum on a daily basis) had his 17th (that’s what he claimed) Birthday party… GoVacuum style.

SuperMan is one of those guys who is always on the ball, ensuring orders are placed, processed, everyone works well together and just about everything else under the roof. I’m not trying to build my buddys ego up, but between him and his son (who also works at GoVacuum) there is nothing that can’t be done. His friendly attitude and attention to detail ensures the wheels of GoVacuum stay moving. Furthermore, his hard work ensures I can do fun things… like work less ;)

So we had our Birthday and Thanksgiving feast, I ate some Turkey and ironically we had red velvet cake. The turkey made me tired so I returned back home for a much needed “nap”. I did pose for a picture with another misfit and the new Miele S6 vacuums (this way big boss man thinks I actually worked… Mamma didn’t raise no fool! An eccentric slacker… yes, a fool… no!)


Now… back to The Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade and eggnog… after all, I’m celebrating this day with family… lucky me… HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! justin@govacuum.com

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GoVacuum Now Sells A Vacuum For George Costanza!!!

Okay… Maybe I’m becoming George Costanza a little more each day. While I might not live at home with mom and dad (plus I have my hair), old George Costanza and I both have trouble romancing the ladies, we both do the Costanza minimum at work each day and it goes without saying we’re both obviously very handsome. The thing we have most in common… velvet!

Yes, Georgie would drape himself in velvet and so would I! I mean velvet is soft, relaxing and just sets you at ease and makes you feel good. Which is why I’m loving the newest and one of the best vacuums on the market today (literally- they just hit the web today). The Miele Red Velvet S6270 . This vacuum is AWESOME!

It’s covered in velvet! YES! VELVET! I mean a German built Miele S6 vacuum cleaner that is made out of velvet is a reality! I don’t know if Miele knew about George’s and my obsession with velvet, but this thing is like the highlight of my week! Forget all the Black Friday Sales, this is the best deal on Earth.

Once again, a vacuum in velvet… OMG! I want to pet this thing all day, no really I do, so much so I even made a video of me… petting the vacuum (Really?! & I can’t figure out why I don’t have a girl friend!? hmm…)!

Nonetheless, BUY this vacuum, it’s lightweight, easy to use, quiet, very powerful and quite the looker much like George and I. ;)

You WILL love this vacuum, I personally guarantee it! Just make sure you buy it online from GoVacuum.com, because we have 60 day in home trials, free shipping paid both ways and we’ve got great customer service 7 days a week! Give us and The Miele Red Velvet s 6270 vacuum a try and you’ll be shouting GoVacuum!

Have a question about the Miele Red Velvet or a Miele Red Velvet Review? email me justin@goavcuum.com 41627029USA

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Introducing The Miele s6 series of vacuums!

Okay so I have stayed up most of the night filming videos for the new Miele s6 canister vacuums and let me tell you… they are AWESOME!

These little boogers are lightweight, powerful, quiet and built solid! There are 4 new vacuums in the S6 series of Miele canisters that are replacing the S4 series of vacuum cleaners.

They are the Miele S6270 Red Velvet which is literally velvet! YES! It’s covered in velvet! Soooooo sweet looking and I just like petting it! Buy one, you will understand!

The Miele s6270 Quartz canister which is just like the Red Velvet, just without the velvet and it’s white.

The next is the Miele S6270 Onyx that is a sweet jet black finish with silver lining and has a turbo nozzle.

Finally, there is the Miele S6270 Topaz canister vacuum with a 217-3 power nozzle brush.

These 4 machines are amazing and made in Germany by Miele, all have the Miele Vortex motor and all are very, very quiet, but powerful!

With 60 day in home trials, free shipping to you and free return shipping, why wouldn’t everyone buy from us? We even have Miele vacuum reviews on our website, GoVacuum.com



Have a question about the Miele? email me justin@goavcuum.com

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