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Vacuum info on the Go?!? How appropriate for a website called GoVacuum.com

GoVacuum.com has just introduced a new Android App, which you can access and download in the Google Play market.

We wanted to ensure that when you’re standing in line waiting for your sandwich to be made, why not open up the GoVacuum app and watch this video where I play Santa.

Or, if you’re like me and just had a baby, there is even a Govacuum “vacuuming white noise” video that you can play at that wonderful hour of 4am, your wife has mistakenly had pizza as her last meal (tomatoes don’t make babies happy), proceeded to breastfeed – and now you’re pulling out all stops to try to soothe that baby to sleep.  Our app will be your shrine if that happens!

The new GoVacuum.com Android App. allows access to huge savings!!!!

Just go under the coupon section to view the different coupon codes available to be used on our GoVacuum.com website.

After saving big on our GoVacuum.com website, and/or exploring our huge library of comparison videos, reviews, how to’s, and well, holiday videos; guess what?  You can be even more saturated with vacuum info and updates by viewing our tweets via the twitter tab or our Facebook deals via the more tab.

There is no end to how knowledgeable you will become about vacuums after downloading this FREE app from the Google Play Store on your phone or tablet.  It may even seem silly now but when that “piece of crap” vacuum you bought from your local box store dies on you after the 3rd time of you buying a new one, a rush of thankfulness will come over you, an inner peace if you will, knowing now you’re equipped with the knowledge and savings to choose the right vacuum the next time around.

This is my first blog post for GoVacuum.com, how did I do? Email me! Michaelodell@govacuum.com

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A Million Dollar Idea!? The Story Of The $1,000,000 Gold Vacuum

I’m going to start by stating the obvious, I’m not a smart man. Spend 3-2 minutes talking to me and you’ll realize this (or just wead this blog), but every so often I get hit in the head and a decent idea pops out. So with that intro, let me tell you about the Million dollar idea I recently had…

It was the wee hours of the morning. I was having the time of my life at a Washington, D.C. night club dancing with four very beautiful ladies and then, sadly, the dream ended. I woke up and realized it was 1:11am in the morning and I had to use the bathroom. As I turned on the lights, my eyes strained. All I could see was golden color lights for the first few seconds; so I quickly shut them off and took care of business. At that moment, it struck me like a freight train! GOLDEN VACUUM!

I rushed to turn the lights on! This time my eyes were fine. I washed my hands, splashed some water on my face, and went to flush the toilet. As I looked down to confirm I didn’t leave a puddle for the roommates, I saw a sign! The water in the toilet bowl was golden too (okay, it could just be I had started taking new multivitamins, but at the time I took it as a sign)! EUREKA! I’m a genius, which I announced to the whole house (although they felt otherwise at that moment)!

I booted up my laptop and got to work on the world’s first and only… Golden Vacuum Cleaner!

I help play my part at the leading internet retailer of vacuums, vacuum parts, air purifiers, and commercial cleaning products GoVacuum.com. So much so, creating something like this, unlike anything before, would require a lot of work, research, and development. After all, creating something for the person that literally has everything is no easy feat.

Fast forward about six months later. I have negotiated one of the world’s top gold plating companies in Kensington, Maryland, to handle the 24k gold plating. I had a top artist write a very catchy theme song for the golden tanned vacuum and I even lined up for engraving to be done if desired by the purchaser. Yes, you heard correct- The Gold GoVacuum GV62711 has its very own theme song (it’s a Million dollar vacuum, what else do you expect?)!

Not only does it have a theme song, but it has it’s own rap song (once again… why not?)!

Understand, it takes a special kind of company to employ me. Fact of the matter is, the last time I walked in the GoVacuum office, was over six months ago (but it was an epic blog post . So that, coupled with this golden idea, made me assume it was fine to take a little break from work and still be able to just waltz back into the office last week, like nothing had ever happened and just start working again. Now that I’m back with all my “R&D” done, the time has come to unveil to the world one of the most mundane, utilitarian objects that I’ve transformed into one of the most exclusive items for sale on Earth.

I’m talking about the world’s most expensive vacuum cleaner, the 24k gold plated vacuum (yes, 24k gold plated) cleaner.

Does the gold serve any purpose here? Not even remotely, unless you count looking absolutely awesome as a purpose (I kind of do). This limited edition, one of a kind product is the ultimate in luxury. After all, the definition of luxury is, “purchasing something ridiculously extravagant just ‘cause”.

Gold Vacuum Govacuum GV62711 60893974724 $1,000,000 million dollar vac

Now, unlike other companies that would expect a gold plated vacuum to only sit there and look pretty, I know that having a stunning yet still functional vacuum is key. This beauty is a commercial grade upright vacuum with a HEPA type paper bag system, to protect those delicate sinuses of yours. A 14” wide cleaning nozzle, which can help thoroughly vacuum the carpet in no time. Also, just in case you decide to give it a whirl, it only weighs a little over 15 pounds. This means you won’t be so tired after doing a quick cleaning between your maids schedules.

As most Billionaires will only buy something that’s custom and exclusive, we’ve made this a limited production vacuum cleaner. GoVacuum will limit production to only 100. Period. Nothing like this will ever be made again (because really, thousands of gold plated vacuum would be… excessive). Custom made, you can also have your gold plated vacuum cleaner engraved at no extra cost, and with optional attachments you can easily clean your 30-foot ceilings with ease.

Brand GoVacuum – Model Number GV62711 – UPC 60893974724

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Miele s7210 Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition Leads To A Mini Vacation!

Don’t get it twisted, I’m not a fan of working. I still don’t understand the need for working- each, and every single week… yet alone day! So, when my phone rings and my boss is on the other line- one thing is for sure, he wants me to work. Thus, I do what every slacker does… I don’t answer. I’ve mastered the art of slacking and not working every day- sometimes I can even get away with only working once every six months. Yet, when I do work… it’s genius!

Obviously with my last statement you can tell- I’m a modest mouse, but I’m not shy! This is why I have to share with the world on this vacuum blog about the one day I did work recently.

I Went in to work with the idea to create something great. Why? Not because I care, but because I figured if I came up with a good idea it would buy me like a week or two without having to work again! Zing!

Here is what I did- I grabbed a Miele Twist s7210 vacuum cleaner from the Govacuum retail outlet warehouse in Chantilly, VA. I then roamed around the discount warehouse where you can buy vacuums at up to 70% off that are Just Like New.

I found a Miele stb 101 hand turbo which is great for animal hair, I then also grabbed a Miele SBB300-3 Twister brush which is great for hardwood floors and then finished off my collecting with a Miele SFAH-30 HEPA filter.

I then had a fellow misfit (co-worker) grab his Apple Iphone 4s and next thing you know… drum roll please… The Miele Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition S7210 was born! So he shot a video review with his iPhone- ensuring a work free environment for at least a week or two for yours truly! :)

Note: We don’t discount Miele Vacuums or attachments at all, please don’t ask. Beware of a online “discount website” that claims they are the best price, lowest price, closeout, open box reseller, have Miele vacuum sales or Miele vacuums on sale- these are NOT authorized Miele dealers. Please note: GoVacuum.com is a authorized Miele dealer and a Miele Diamond Dealer! This blog was about Model: Miele S7210 Twist GoVacuum Pet Edition – UPC 888135000092 – Miele Part Number 41721030USA

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After 15 years I’m Leaving The Vacuum Industry & Becoming A Hair Stylist!

I tend to wear fancy British newsboy caps and hats everyday, not because I’m bald. Quite the opposite- I have a thick set of hair (I won’t complain as some of my friends are balding), but I’m just too lazy to style it. Plus, being the cheap “thrifty” person that I am- I only get a hair cut every so often. They want 800 pennies at the barber school I frequent and that’s a rip off! Especially when I can now cut my own hair, myself, for free!

Yes, free! How? I’m the proud owner of a Hair Cutting system we sell at Govacuum.com. The RoboCut R-28 is really neat! It allows me to sit in a chair and cut my hair- all while catching up on old episodes of Married With Children!

I love R-28 RoboCut so much I pressured a victim I convinced a co-worker to let me cut his hair for a GoVacuum YouTube Review Video! Check it out!

So on this day, June 15th 2012- the 15th anniversary I celebrate my presence in the vacuum cleaner industry. I quit. My obvious calling in life is to become a hair stylist with the RoboCut R-28. To infinity… & Beyond!

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A new year, new vacuum & website!

Yes, it’s been a month since I wrote a blog. My excuse? I needed a break, thus I took off for the Holidays (slacking is an art)!

Here I sit, it’s 2012, I hope everyone has a fantastic new year! I know here at GoVacuum it will be as we have a lot of exciting this going on. Miele launched the new Miele S194 QuickStep universal upright electric broom and I even filmed a video for it.

Another exciting thing is the new website GoVacuumOutlet.com*. This is where all our misfit vacuums end up. You know, the ones returned during the 60 day in-home trial period, the floor demos or the ones we have excess stock of and want to sell fast. Like the Riccar 1800 a vacuum that retails for over $1,500.00 and is sold for just $599.95!

These are just a couple of things we are working on here at GoVacuum, what other tricks do we have up our sleeve? Read the blog tomorrow and beyond to find out…

*Excludes Miele

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Go Bowling… Go Vacuum… Go Diet… Go Love…

I had an exhausting morning yesterday as I was recovering from my LaborDayAPalooza festivities. I woke up bloated and had a headache from all the food and stress I endured because of the remote control batteries. After laying in bed I decided to get up and exercise. Yes, I know what you’re thinking, why ruin a good start to the week by exercising after such an epic holiday on Monday?

You see, my good Facebook contest friends, LaborDayAPalooza is just one day per year, so for the other 364 ¼ days I do exercise each morning by speed walking to the mailbox at the end of the driveway (even on Sundays… what’s OCD?) and I maintain a healthy diet of processed genetically modified and unnaturally enriched foods, plus I use EdenPure Aqua 2000 filtered ice in most all my organic high-fructose corn syrup drinks, which after all is a vegetable! That’s right, only the healthiest of the healthiest for my palate will do.

Yes, these healthy lifestyle choices that I make is perhaps why I often get confused for Brad Pitt when I roam the local big box stores for savings in my fitted XXXL “WingMan” shirt.

Side note: oddly enough these mega mart stores are not as cheap as our little mega website GoVacuum.com. Oh no… let me stop before I start some shameless self promotion and tell you how we offer 60 day returns with free shipping both ways paid by us… oh well to late!

Nonetheless… after that great mailbox cardio and some fruit aka Apple Jacks Cereal a healthy part of this complete breakfast!

I took a shower and then started the day off talking to myself in the mirror like Gary Busey does.


I sat down in my nature inspired office and poured myself a glass of “grape juice”, I was ready to “work” but something was off… I couldn’t pin point it, and for no particular reason why, I was tired. I didn’t want to strain my eyes on the laptop screen, nor did I want my boss to have a workman’s compensation lawsuit from an attorney I could find on a day time television ad, so I did the responsible thing and went back inside to rest my eyes.

After about seven hours of self inflicted eye rejuvenation and relaxation management therapy, I deemed myself healthy enough to get to work. So… I took my lunch break, two hours later I was ready to write the GoVacuum blog, but I was still stressed due to my long work hours. It then hit me like a Sebo Airbelt K3 canister vacuum falling down the stairs. I needed a change of pace and scenery, so I decided to go in to the GoVacuum World Wide Headquarters in Chantilly, VA.

Upon my arrival at 6:00pm I was informed that due to the recent success of our 10% off site wide GoVacuum coupon that can be used on most everything excluding Miele, Sebo and IQ Air. A few of the vacuum geniuses (kind of like an Apple Genius, but for vacuums not computers) at GoVacuum were having a bowling night on the websites dime.

I immediately questioned each and every single GoVacuum vacuum genius! How is it, I was not informed of this social company gathering? Is the beloved blogger loved by anyone anymore? Did I even ever mean anything at all to her (I mean the GoVacuum geniuses)? I felt heartbroken and much like the great comedian Rodney Dangerfeld… apparently, I get no respect! =(


Just as I was starting to click my heels and recite that there’s no place like home, Mike the friendly senior sales and customer service manager who had just helped inform a customer on how to replace a vacuum belt in her Kirby upright vacuum, told me something that even my deaf right ear heard loud and clear. “Justin, Buddy… sorry this was not written up in an email, it’s an improvised thing, you’re more then welcome to come along!”

As my goofy grin expanded, and my eyes lit up like Rodneys, the rest of the geniuses chimed in and with open arms and invited me to tag along on this exclusive event. ALRIGHT! I was gonna go bowling for the second time in 15 years.

After 5-10 minutes of grueling office work, we left for the great GoVacuum bowling extravaganza! I need to point out some troopers still held the fort down while I was attempting to bowl in the double digits and that’s not only because we have the greatest vacuum industry personnel working at GoVacuum, even though we do. Nope, it’s because of the extended hours. That’s right all the chat and toll-free telephone lines are open from 8am-10pm EST Monday- Saturday plus 11am-10pm on Sunday.

Needless to say we had a blast, Mike bowled well and the rest… well… they did better then me! Plus they didn’t make fun of me… at least not to my face. After a few frames we all hurried home, tucked ourselves in the bed and had dreams of sweet Oreck xlpro6a back pack vacuums… (OKAY! That last one is untrue… I was dreaming of a mystical girl who broke my heart, I mean the mystical Miele Capricorn canister vacuum cleaner with seb236).

Did you laugh? Share our blog with your friends on Facebook or tweet it! GoVacuum blog is at www.govacuum.us! Have a comment, wanna tell me your bowling score average? Anything just email me so I look busy! justin@govacuum.com

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Win A Robot That Will Clean Your Home! GoVacuum!

“I don’t wanna hear how tired you are! Go get the heavy Kirby upright vacuum cleaner and GOVACUUM!”

Ever had a bad day and scream that at your kid, husband or wife? We hope not… well, we always encourage telling someone to GoVacuum! We just hope you exclaim this in a happy, jokingly manner.

What if you lived in a house where you walked in the door after a hard day of work and your home was clean, without having to ever vacuum? What if you still knew how to party and could do what you really loved for a living… like blog about vacuums? What if I didn’t try to shamelessly self promote the term GoVacuum!? Well… like my boy Wayne from Wayne’s World says… it might happen.

Seriously, my party time, excellent, friends… It might happen! I can’t assure you, you’ll love your job, but I can assure you, you may never have to vacuum again! How? By doing absolutely nothing, that’s how (well, almost nothing)!

Yes, much like I’ll be doing tomorrow on Labor Day to celebrate LaborDayAPalooza (read this blog again on Tuesday, so you will understand), you don’t have to do much! That’s because we at Govacuum not only rock like Wayne and Garth because we offer the best Miele vacuum reviews on our website and free shipping with 60 days returns (shameless ain’t I?), but because we are having a contest!

A contest that requires no purchase! Yeah, we know that’s the law and all, but that’s not why we’re not requiring you to not buy anything to enter. Nope, we are just good people like that! Seriously! All the owner wants me to do is sign up people for our newsletter that’s filled with GoVacuum money saving coupons, sales, savings and my random goofy ramblings.

What? You don’t find me funny? Ummmmmm… Okay… well… this is a bit of an awkward turtle…

Fine then! Don’t sign up for our money saving newsletter… just like us on Facebook and you will be entered to win as well! Better yet, do both and DOUBLE your chance to win!

What are you winning? Well, what do you expect based off what I said? A vacuum that cleans your home on its own? Is this a parallel universe where vacuums clean your home on their own?

Before I answer that, just be thankful, you’re not Jerry O’connell and not because your lackluster acting career is all but stagnant, but because you’re not stuck trying to find your way home sliding from parallel Earth to parallel Earth like he was in Sliders.

Once entered you will be qualified to win a Irobot Roomba 560! Which in my opinion is far cooler then R2-D2! While the Roomba 560 is nothing out of Star Wars, it sure is sweet and fun to watch!

The Irobot Roomba 560 will run all day while you’re at work to vacuum your hardwood floors, tile, laminate, area rugs, carpeting and most all other flooring surfaces.

Just sign up for our GoVacuum newsletter or like us on Facebook and… VaVoom! You’re instantly entered to win! =)

We’ll make sure to have this to your home by the holidays so Santa won’t have to bring you an Irobot Roomba 560 if you’re our grand prize winner!

What? You want to buy a Roomba 560 now? Well… OK, we will allow you to buy a Roomba 560 now or the Roomba 440, whichever your prefer… see I told you we’re nice people!

Yes, we got so carried away with this contest we even had Santa and one of his taller elves film a commercial for us (I hope Santa keeps his job, I don’t envision acting as a full time career for the jolly guy).

To read more about this Roomba 560 contest we are orchestrating click here. Until you win or buy your very own Roomba 560GoVacuum!!!

Want to read more of my mindless vacuum chatter? Go to GoVacuum.us

Do you have a idea? I sure would like to hear it! Like, please… I’m begging you! If you don’t email me, I can’t look busy, if I don’t look busy, I’ll have to fix vacuums broken Dyson vacuums and they are always breaking and hard to repair! So… help me out! justin@govacuum.com

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Miele S7 Upright Series – Revolutionizing the Vacuum Upright Market

In the latest installment of our video series, GoVacuum features the Miele Tango from its renowned S7 series, which has captivated dealers and consumers alike with its superior performance. Having always excelled in its design of canister vacuums, Miele’s breakthrough in the upright market is an exciting addition to its product line, which shouldn’t be a surprise since they spent 7 years perfecting the machine.

The combination of power and maneuverability that the Tango possesses is unsurpassed, but no Miele product can be praised without first mentioning its state-of-the-art filtration system. Miele sets the bar in emissions standards, and this vacuum is no exception, as it features Mieles patented HEPA filtration system. As you can see in the video demonstration, the Tango emits zero particles. Thats no allergens, pollens, dust, nothing to diminish your air quality, nothing detrimental to your health.

Like the rest of the S7 series vacuums, the Tango features Miele’s patented 360˚ Swivel Neck™ design and retracting rear wheels, which makes maneuvering a cinch. With the machine’s built-in telescopic wand and 14-foot hose, combined with the ability to lay the Tango completely flat, you can easily reach every inch of your room.

For a vacuum full of practical features, none is more useful than the automatic settings that adjust suction control for different types of surfaces. With this feature, you can seamlessly switch from high carpet to rugs to hardwood floors, without worrying about sacrificing cleanliness or damaging your surfaces. For the environmentally conscious, this automatic feature is energy efficient, as it uses the lowest amount of energy needed to complete the job at hand.

The list goes on for the number of impressive features on this machine, but its superiority is most evident when watching the machine’s performance in our video. Watching the Tango at work is its own best promotion.

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Introducing the Haan FS-20 Floor Sanitizer Steam Mop Cleaner

As Spring continues to knock on our doors (and then quickly run away) in Virginia, we’ve been noticing an excess of dirt and grime being dragged through our doors into our warehouse. One huge benefit of working in a vacuum warehouse (and there are hundreds of benefits, believe me) is the access to an absurd amount of cleaning materials and equipment.

Luckily, we had just received a new shipment of the Haan FS-20 Steam Mops. Soon enough we had a bunch of the employees taking these awesome Haan Steam mops for a test-run around the warehouse. Never missing an opportunity to give our readers an insight into our company and products, I asked Chris to shoot a video of him using the Haan Floor Sanitizer.

Here’s the result of that film shoot:

Sufficiently impressed with the Haan’s FS-20′s performance, we even featured it in our GoVacuum Monthly Newsletter

Here’s a quick list of features that I gathered from using the mop myself:

Haan Model FS-20 Steam Cleaning Floor Sanitizer

-15 Steam Jets – less cleaning time and easier.
- Heats up in less than 3 minutes to 212 degrees
- Telescoping handle
- Microfiber pad – more absorbent and washable.
- 25 minutes of continuous steam
- No chemicals, just water.
- Short handle to tackle other surfaces (carpets, upholstery, etc).

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Space Bags: The Smart Solution for Home Storage and Packing

In the October GoVacuum newsletter, we featured Space Bags as a convenient way to both organize and save space in your home as well as pack for your trips this holiday season. And in response to the numerous requests we received about shooting a video about Space Bags, we created one demonstrating the efficiency of the Space Bags and posted it on our YouTube page.

Even better is that we’ve lowered the prices on the Space Bags and are even offering Free Shipping on all available Space Bags. Supplies are limited on this offer, so buy yours today.

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