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Gone are the days of simpletons banging their keyboards trying to get out those dreaded hot pocket crumbs. This is 2012 and we are far evolved past those days. With a simple two step trick you can turn any household vacuum hose into a brand new tool. A tool designed for those hard to reach places that your basic crevice tool just can’t reach.
This convenient two-step process is simple. Step one; take your everyday vacuum and hose. Step two; take a ketchup bottle top and place it over the vacuum hose and your good to go vacuum. To all those germaphobes and neat freaks out there, you’re welcome. Cleaning every nook and cranny never seemed so easy.
Now you’ll be able to clean in between the crevices in your everyday life leaving you with a clean feeling. And it’s much less expensive too! Now you’re good to go, and don’t forget to refer all your vacuum needs to Govacuum.com.
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Do you know that feeling you get when you’ve lost an earring or your favorite piece in Monopoly? Are you always losing because you can’t find that gosh darn car or the cannon? I mean seriously, everyone knows those are the best pieces! Well you can buy another Monopoly game and waste all those monopoly dollars, or you can pass go, collect $200 and try a nifty little method I like to call, “treasure troving,” also known as, “Putting a stocking on the end of a vacuum to find a small item under your dresser.”
You are never going to believe how simple it is. All you need is a vacuum and a stocking or if you’re a dude who owns dress socks, those will work too. Now if you’re a dude and you have stocking’s… more power to ya’. Just take the end of your vacuum hose, place a stocking over it – creating a filter-like effect, and take your vacuum on a treasure trove hunt. You’ll find all the stuff you never really noticed was lost but always gave you the feeling of, “dang something is missing in my life.”
Who needs a metal detector, I mean seriously?!? Have you ever seen a robber out at the park trying to crack a safe? There are way more valuable items just laying around lost in your bedroom. There is no better feeling than pulling your wedding ring out of the kitchen sink or shutting up your stupid brother in law in a friendly game of monopoly, Boooyaw! So give it a try and don’t forget to refer to GoVacuum.com for all of your vacuum needs.
I’m Cliff and this is my first blog post, how did I do? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know!