Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Inspires…

I got the greatest Christmas tree the other night… Yes, A Charlie Brown Christmas Tree! IT’S AMAZING! :)

While decorating my glorious tree, I got in the holiday spirit and decided to rewrite a Christmas classic for our GoVacuum December newsletter (with some editorial help from Mike, who actually plays Santa in our GoVacuum Christmas video).

Anyhows… Here is what I came up with…

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, except for a Roomba 530,
It vacuumed the carpet that ever so dirty,
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of T2 Steam Boy’s danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my rags
Had just settled down after changing the EZ Bagz.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew in a Pronto,
Tore open the shutters and looked below.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Monster! Not eight little reindeer!

I thought for a moment shouldn’t this be St. Nick?

Wanna hear what happens next? Click Here, but Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

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Times Twisted! Only Hours Left! ACT NOW!!!

Times A Wastin!

At the stroke of midnight tomorrow, Monday December 5th, 2011 The Miele Twist will be transformed back into a pumpkin! No wait, that’s Cinderellas carriage…

At precisely 10:04pm next Saturday night, The Miele s7210 will be struck by a bolt of lightning and sent back to 1985! No, that’s Back To The Future…

At 11:59pm December 5th, 2011 The Miele Twist vacuum cleaner sale ends and if you don’t order one before then, you’ll miss out and regret not getting one for only $399.00! Trust me you’ll be kicking yourself for years to come not purchasing your Miele s7 Twist s 7210 upright vacuum cleaner at the lowest price ever offered!

Do you really want to be that person who lives life with shoulda, woulda, coulda’s? Set an example for your family and show them that you’re ceasing an opportunity of a lifetime! For an opportunity is only an opportunity, IF you cease the opportunity! Ask not what you can do for your vacuum, ask what you Miele Twist vacuum can do for you! Every journey, starts with one footstep… (ok, I forget the rest of the inspirational quotes I learned in life)

So, grab your Miele s7210 Twist and carpe diem! Do it soon though, because the sale ends in just hours and times a tickin!

There’s Something Strange With Your Vacuum Cleaner… Who You Gonna Call…?

If you have a question about a ghost- Bill Murray is the man, but if you have a question about a vacuum- you get stuck with little old me. Feel cheated? So do I, I get stuck with a Powr-Flite PF1000BP backpack vacuum cleaner and not a GhostBusters Proton Pack. Yet, with my new Powr-Flite PF1000BP I can run around my house and hopefully be 1/2 as cool as this guy!

Okay, so point of the fact is this… Another GoVacuum website where you can ask the most obscure question about your vacuum cleaner and we will answer. After all, knowledge is power and an empowered consumer knows GoVacuum is the best vacuum website with the best prices, free shipping, 60 day returns… yadda daada daada… toot out own horn, but we can do that because of things like this.

Plus, not only will we answer your questions, but we’ll even shoot a video to show you how to fix the problem! Yes, most everyone can repair their own vacuum (I mean if I can do it, who can’t?) and with us filming a detailed directional how to video for your questions YOU can fix your own vacuum!

Here is how it works, post a question at and we will shoot a video and reply to your question with it. You can then order your parts at or call us at 888-468-2210. That’s it! We make it easy on you. Here is an example of a video I shot the other day for a question about how to replace the handle release foot pedal on a Bissell upright vacuum cleaner.

Remember when it comes to vacuums… GoVacuum!